Bernie Keith

Name, How old you would look (if you were Robin Williams in the movie, Jack), Current hometown, Sponsors? Bernie Keith, I’d probably look 65 but I’m 22, Still living in Longmont, Sponsors are NULL, Osiris(flow), and SOL skateshopHypothetically speaking: If you were to never lose speed, how many times do you think you could circum-navigate the globe in one manual? Once, and then I’d get bored, i’d get sidetracked by good spots forcing me to stop manualing.I remember letting you (literally forcing you) to take shots when you came to Nebraska and you puked. What’s your beef with hard alcohol? My beef is that I don’t like the taste or smell of vodka or rum, but actually Jager is dope.Null And Void = ?? Dope and Sick, bra.Have you been working on any maneuvers lately? Yeah fs180 fakie manual fsBigspin out.If you had to give yourself a new nickname, what would it be? I dunno, I guess whatever the rest of the guys can think up is cool with me.Worst video part of all-time?I have to go from a filmer standpoint, so honestly most of the first natural koncept video. those guys are really good. way better then what the filming portrayed.If you could have any of the following professions, which would you choose?a. Citrus Fruit Dyerb. Fortune Cookie Writerc. Adult Store Attendantd. Dog Food Testere. Dice InspectorI like B. – Hope you didn’t eat the beef and broccolli -, or – There will be Cat and Dog in your diet very soon- lottery numbers- 6-12-36-42-45Mullet or Combover?I’m feelin the comb overIn 2007 your resolution was to skate like you’d never skated before, and giggle like you’d never giggled before; were you successful?hell yeah I laughed all the time. I learned so many new tricks and also changed my work schedule so I could skate more.Would you like to change your resolution for 2008?I’m planning on skating so much more then last year, and working on my video. look for that in the near future.First thing that comes to your head?-Whisky jack-Moped (gas powered) riley’s first ride-Stock Market shit[youtube i3GIIZ-uzgw]This is Bernie’s part in our 3rd DVD, NULL AND VOID. If you enjoy this part please go buy the video here for $10 and support our small independent company.OLD PROFILE:Name, age, where you live, other sponsors, years skating, etcMy name is Bernard, i’m 21 years older, its gotta be approximatly about 8 or 9 years riding on plywood heaven, I get decks from Gillinghammer, I get shoes from Osiris, and I get underwear from Hanes.What’s your favorite nick name you’ve received yet?It will always be the hound A.K.A-the Bernhownd.why do you laugh at everything?why don’t you laugh at everything?How many hours did you spend driving to your girls place last year?Enough to be content with never having to go there again. she flew north for the winter.Looking forward to having a closer drive now?The drive is easy, I’m really looking forward to skating the evans ledges all the time.If you were corey Duffel do you think you would ever have kids?Gnarly genes would run in my family. I’d be stoked.How come your better at doing flip tricks out of manuals then you are at doing them on flat?I can kickflip.There are 5 apples in a basket and five people in a room. How can you give an apple to each person in the room and yet leave one apple in the basket.I can eat mine sitting in the basket.What do you want to see from Null next?Null Nalgene bottles.Got any New Years resolutions for 2007?Skate like i’ve never skated before, and giggle like I’ve never giggled before.Last words? neatoVIDEO CLIPS:Alley line from Soup D’JourManny gap manny kickflip out from Soup D’JourFront Smith kickflip out from Soup D’Jour180 nose grindFun with Greg at the Boulder ditchHalfcab manny to back lip in SFBernie, Greg and Jason at Southern HillsLittleton lineManny gap manny at CUOllie over rail in PuebloLine to slam in GreeleyBernie and Monico smacking their nuts with their boardsGreg and Bernie having a fun dayPHOTOS:…

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